Saturday, January 23, 2010

BLINGUS 182

im reallll ba-ked

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

JUSTIN TIMBERLINGUS

What would you do if you woke up and you were two?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

FREE PARKLINGUS

The dark mark was spotted at the Quidditch World Cup!

WASHINGTON NATIONALINGUS

She had a type II personality.

KANSAS CITY ROYALINGUS

Terry Schaivo: Dead

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

AESOPS FABLINGUS

I want to go to Narnia

LINGUS CHOCOLATE

Cristiano Ronaldo with an excellent slide tackle!

LONDON CALLINGUS

Crash and burn.

Monday, January 11, 2010

SETTLINGUS OF CATAN

If you try and stop me I will cut you.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

JAMES QUALINGUS

The man has moist lips, you can't deny that.

JEREMY MACLINGUS

Stretching for 1,250 miles, the Great Barrier Reef is home to 1,500 species of fish.

BRAD LINGUS

Shakespeare, Stratford Upon Avon.

SYLVESTER STALLINGUS

if my name was Alex, it would undoubtedly be Alex.

OLD FAITHFULINGUS

Wintery weasels weep

Saturday, January 9, 2010

ALL THE SINGLE LINGUS


Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman.

Friday, January 8, 2010

ANIMALINGUS COLLECTIVE

I am so happy I get to keep him.

GANDALINGUS THE GREY

The Japanese dream: shigatoshi hasegawa.

BILBOLINGUS BAGGINS

Halloween amongst you.

THE BILLINGUS OF RIGHTS

Sometimes the best just isn't good enough.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

BILL BELINGUSCHICK

They're is a day when the courage of man shall fail, but it is not this day.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

TROY POLAMALINGUS


I can show you the world.

TAJ MAHALINGUS

Please wait for the police.

FALLINGUS WATER

Don't forget to bring a towel.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

MEGALINGUS FOX


In terms of pure intellect, he ranked up there with some of the worst.

MIKE TOMLINGUS

Omar Epps starred in the movie Love and Basketball.

ANGELINGUS JOLIE

Have your cake and eat it too.

SMEAGOLINGUS


Mom, you gotta be tough!

Monday, January 4, 2010

OCARINALINGUS

I am the traveler.

BUBBLINGUS

Spices and herbs should be used to enhance the natural flavor of food.

ED HOCHULINGUS

It's almost like March Madness.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

ROLAND PREZBOLINGUS


Sit down and shut your fucking mouth!

ANNAPOLINGUS

He was seething with gratitude

LOBSTER BIBLINGUS

They're trying to catch me riding dirty.

HOUNDSTOOTHLINGUS

Then another wave of terror hit.

ABRAHAM LINCOLINGUS

Established 1918.493.

HANNIBALINGUS LECTER

All your bases belong to us.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

GONDOLINGUS


Tell me everything you know.

SYPHILINGUS (AND GONORRHEALINGUS)

Cause breaking up is hard to do.

CHAIN MAILINGUS

All you've got to do is sing!

Friday, January 1, 2010

JULINGUS PEPPERS


Caution: spicy.

BONNIE 'PRINCE' BILLINGUS


When they found him he was gone.

GILLINGUS' ISLAND


I think I found just what you were looking for.

KHALINGUS EL-AMIN

Let's get together and feel alright.

JUSTICE ANTONIN SCALINGUS

The river will run rampant with amphibious life.

THE LINGUS KING


It's gonna be a good year.