Thursday, December 31, 2009

THE GIVERLINGUS

Dinner tonight was completely satisfying.

TECUMSEHLINGUS

I can do quite a lot with very little.

CURLINGUS


This is our last goodbye.

KLINGUS


Get your face outta my face.

LINGUS VAN SANT


It is now the witching hour.

LIL KIMLINGUS


Why so glum, chum?

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

PAT TILLINGUS

You shall have my bow, and MY AXE

NEPALINGUS


Can I have another glass of your delicious milk?

DUNDER MIFFLINGUS

What can brown do for you?

LINGUSTICS

Be it a bow tie or a regular tie, it still must be tied.

ONLY BUILT 4 CUBAN LINGUS


No, that's not a good look.

LINGUS


Let there be funk.

TOTOLINGUS

It's like my IPod's stuck on replay, replay.

GULLINGUS GULLINGUS ISLAND


The sky turned bright red and their eyes spilled out.

SEALINGUS

Between mice and men, I will choose men; but if toddlers were an option, then i would choose them without hesitation

SEALINGUS AND HEIDI KLINGUS

Apple Cider: good hot and cold.

CEILINGUS

Open the gates and seize the day.

PLINGUS PONG

Kick out (kick out) flip out (flip out) and then you dip out (dip out).

KUBLINGUS KHAN

The nether regions of a horse...madmen.

LINGUS


Go back from whence you came.

LIVIN' LA VIDA LINGUS



















Let's hear it for the boys.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

UPTON SINCLAIR'S THE JUNGLINGUS

Because you are too old to suck from your mothers teat.

LINGUS VAN PELT

Do you have a condom?

APOLOGY RINGLINGUS

Not all doors are made of oak.

G STRINGLINGUS

In a cent until proven quilty

MARTIN LUTHER KLINGUS

Everything exists, but its possible that imaginary numbers do not.

ADLINGUS STEVENSON

There is a limit to how much ramen I can comfortably swallow.

CHARLES LINGUS

Wouldn't it be nice if your mortgage was completely paid off?

YAO MINGLINGUS

Where Amazing Happens

SHAVLINGUS RANDOLPH

Buy Hoover Sell Hoover Own Hoover.

LAVERNE AND SHIRLINGUS


35% fewer calories than sugared gum!

SUDOKULINGUS

Here you go, ladies.

Monday, December 28, 2009

THE CUPID SHUFFLINGUS

All's fair in love and basketball.

ISRAELINGUS

For nasal use only.

CHARLIE CHAPLINGUS

We want prenup!

VAGISILINGUS

You cannot afford this.

STING AND THE POLINGUS

Keep your eyes on the prize.

LINGUS DAVID


Get out of the crater.

CATMANLINGUS

I use them when I cut the grass.

ZAMBONILINGUS

Please seek help.

THE DALAI LINGUS


HAHA. Can't tell me NOTHING.

VASCO DA GAMALINGUS

We're moving on up.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

YAHTZEELINGUS

Judgment is ready to begin.

Saturday, December 26, 2009